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estj

- smiling in public, frowning when alone
- appreciative of the art in movies and songs
- never off social media
- has trouble not seeing people as uncooperative chess pieces
- big spender
- says yes to every party and isn’t shy to contact friends, aka a networking god
- beauty enthusiast but prefers natural and professional-looking stuff
- actually tries to complete bucket list
- hard to please, has clear preferences and never settles

esfj

- considers eating the main event of every getaway
- throws the best parties
- ‘golden retriever’ strategy for making friends: “just jump them”
- works hard when not distracted by coworkers
- remembers everything everyone has ever said and is touchy about dates
- patiently explains to everyone why what they’ve said was socially unacceptable… ok, maybe just to me?
- likes the idea of charity but isn’t idealistic about it
- knows you’re around by the sound of your footsteps, like a puppy

istj

- works hard to hide weeaboo side
- finds work relaxing
- would probably enjoy the challenge of being a castaway
- the kind of parent that scares away boy/girlfriends
- has THE nerdiest hobbies
- attempts professional fashion
- probably the most reliable person in everyone’s lives
- likes being pushed to improve and to be supported more than comforted
- always happy to info dump
- love language is being given their favorite coffee blend

isfj

- claims to dislike ‘messy animals’ but lives for their pets
- loves action movies with big battles
- work-oriented but easily distracted by gossip, as is esfj
- always the voice of reason
- pretends to not be a hopeless romantic
- cautious to the point of anxiety; would, however, survive the apocalypse
- despises gaudy, likes natural tones and classical fashion
- nice but easy to offend and disappoint
- dog-lover that can easily be made a crazy cat person
- can’t watch nature documentaries without feeling sorry for the planet/prey

entj

- almost always dressed for a job interview
- can’t work in a messy room
- obsessed with life hacks and goals
- preoccupied with drawing the potential out of things and people
- jokes without smiling. good at poker
- can be surprisingly reckless and hot-headed
- likes fancy stuff and doesn’t mind paying for it
- other than 'studying’, hobbies are traveling and exercising. cannot relax
- cynical when young, now likes the idea of spiritualism
- selective about the people they spend time with

entp

- knows the solution to all problems but still has many problems
- can’t help but worry that they talk too much and too quickly
- literal pyromaniac. likes the color red as much as enfp
- lights up every room they’re in…
- takes nothing seriously, except video games. judges people who skip cutscenes and name their characters badly
- soul leaves body during boring activities
- criticizes action movies’ physics and combat
- considerate but doesn’t hold back during arguments
- attached to weirdly specific things and moody about them
- irritatingly decent at everything
- at risk of laughing during a funeral

intj

- pretends to not care but has secret vent blogs
- blog/avatar/website is minimal and monochromatic OR sparkly and rainbow
- seems shy from a distance but really isn’t
- bitter about lots of things; chooses to cope alone in 'rational’ ways
- religiously relies on to-do lists, which i find adorable
- practices fiction writing by roleplaying and creating characters
- hides nerdy side by acting professionally
- uses fashion to make a statement
- likes cute-creepy things
- researches everything about a place before visiting
- doesn’t mind friends who show up twice a year

intp

- has considered going to jail for alone time
- routinely baffled by people
- can’t play horror games, gets too much into it
- unintentionally offends everyone
- feared until seen as a dork, then is never again taken seriously
- dreams of uploading the internet into brain and vice-versa
- minimalist to maximize free time; wastes it by daydreaming
- always late, starving, and sleep-deprived
- can’t enjoy anything without also criticizing it
- slow to understand dirty jokes
- could spend whole life studying everything and achieving nothing
- rebellious, always trying to 'hack the system’

enfj

- adores art in general; singing, writing, sewing, acting, painting…
- makes getting along with everyone at work a priority
- jokingly? uses terrifying memory to emotionally blackmail people
- often stressed juggling many projects, lives on coffee
- cheerleader sort. will fight you for wasting your potential
- probably the most extrovert person everyone knows
- more cunning than they present themselves
- dresses to impress

enfp

- shows up with a meme after 6 months of radio silence
- can’t stop talking yet insists they’re shy
- has too many interests and projects. finishes anything by divine intervention
- fascinated by fire and the color red, same for entp
- acts like a dork but is sharp and opinionated
- can’t do anything soulless, has to have ‘willpower’ and ‘inspiration’
- can’t see their natural talents
- has serious regrets for someone still reckless
- will name their children after videogame characters
- Sinammon roll

infj

- piercing gaze is somehow also dreamy
- trust issues. likes gathering intel before 'investing’ on someone and to have the upper hand
- perfectionist whose work is never done
- researches a lot before buying something expensive and then cherishes it
- worries about seeming unapproachable
- puts too much effort into planning their house decor
- diplomatic as possible just before door-slamming people
- never deletes anything from computer
- surprisingly hard to please
- loves shipping characters and people and analysing their compatibility

infp

- clumsy, may apologize to inanimate objects they bump into
- loves photography/cosplaying/fashion but shy to expose themselves
- idealized future is a coffee shop AU
- serious fangirl/boy but dislikes shipping wars. has fanart folders
- listens to surprisingly edgy music
- surprisingly good with details, remembering dates, being on time, etc. but room is messy
- people-pleaser but not a doormat; has a strong sense of justice
- cherishes gifts forever
- doesn’t like killing bugs but is fine with gory movies
- kinda bonkers about cats

estp

- ambitious and restless, always looking for fun, opportunities, and shortcuts
- has many friends and enemies
- “hands off” kind of boss but overly critical when bothered
- can’t end the day without pushing someone’s buttons
- confidence is a two-edged sword
- secretly soft for sweet people
- too generous with their time and money
- hates hypocrisy, but judges rule-breakers while being one themselves
- blames the world when feeling stifled. sometimes disappears
- reckless to the point that death/jail time would surprise no one

isfp

- wants fame but avoids attention like the plague
- shares about 15% of their artsy side
- great at being sneaky
- collects pretty little trinkets
- hopeless romantic. has stashes of love letters/novels/manga
- loves animals but would rather die than touch a slug
- loves fashion but is too shy to wear anything daring, slowly works on confidence and external identity
- can be surprisingly cold
- hates stress more than anyone
- seen as a cinnamon roll even when being rude

esfp

- lives for the memes
- gets away with everything. would probably get away with murder.
- cannot hurt a fly (unless drunk and doing stupid shit; actually, sometimes bites)
- never seen truly angry, ever
- ideal habitat is hippie/surfing camp with a nearby nightclub
- loves all animals, especially silly-looking ones
- becomes driven when the situation requires and when stressed
- always moving and meeting new people out of boredom
- good at games and plays for fun

istp

- likes the idea of the military/police but has trouble following orders
- oblivious when being flirted with
- carefree but reliable when it counts (and not pranking you)
- quiet and even quieter when moody. hates failing and being unable to fix a situation
- a genius at whatever they put their mind into (for two days tops)
- wears the same jacket everywhere, sometimes doesn’t comb their hair, sleep schedule is nonexistent
- good at games and plays to win